I'd like to devote a few inches of blog space to the 13th Article of Faith, which reads as follows:
We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul--We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and we hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report, we seek after these things.Ok yeah, so I saw Magic Mike last night, which basically violates every word of the 13th Article of Faith. Don't get me wrong, Channing Tatum. You are lovely. But you are as far from virtuous as Tug O' War is from being an Olympic sport (oh wait...). My naivete strikes again! Next time I see that a movie is about male strippers, I won't assume the best and fancy the idea that perhaps it is about male strippers finding Jesus or male strippers teaching blind children to play the piano. I'll just accept that it is about male strippers...stripping.
By means of repentance I tried to extract any shred of moral goodness that could possibly be found in this movie. That failed. So I nursed my bruised conscience by reciting the 13th Article of Faith in my head. It really is a good one. And perhaps the easiest to forget. How often can our entertainment, topics of conversation, etc. be constituted as praiseworthy and virtuous? I'll throw out a completely fabricated statistic and say about 30% of the time, or less.
Little children are far better at living the 13th than anyone else. They are so pure and think and act so purely. I mean, look at these kids! They're brilliant and angelic in so many ways. Watch this. And then consider your personal devotion to seeking after honest, virtuous, lovely, chaste things.
Oh, and Happy Sunday.