I had a Friday-afternoon hankering for a cupcake (more on cupcake cravings later). So my dear friend John Romney Evans and I hit up The Chocolate--a cute, Victorian-style bakery in Orem. The display cases hosted an array of sweets: vanilla, German chocolate, caramel cupcakes; mint brownies, lemon bars, slices of velvet cake. But the tastiest selection of them all was standing behind the display cases. His name was Rob. A cupcake personified. In the words of Romney, "the most attractive man on the face of the planet." There was no way Romney and I were gonna stand there and obediently accept the fact that our baker was a Greek god. No. It was all too perplexing. What on earth is Adonis doing working at a bakery? In Orem? So we asked Rob a few simple questions. Turns out he's from Long Island. He's a Recreation Management major at BYU. A super senior. And his favorite cookie is chocolate peanut butter (so that is exactly what Romney ordered). Below is a likeness of Rob. His hair wasn't that curly. Everything else is accurate.