Me + Board Games = Bloodthirsty, irrational raving lunatic
I'm competitive, folks. And my competitiveness is directly translated into violence.
Ask my poor roommate, Lila. I nearly killed her over a game of Taboo. And she was on my team.
Just last night, blood was drawn during Spoons.
I need help. Or the number for a domestic abuse hotline. For Lila.