Realization

Me + Board Games = Bloodthirsty, irrational raving lunatic

I'm competitive, folks.  And my competitiveness is directly translated into violence.
Ask my poor roommate, Lila.  I nearly killed her over a game of Taboo.  And she was on my team.
Just last night, blood was drawn during Spoons.

I need help.  Or the number for a domestic abuse hotline. For Lila.