6:00 in the A.M. Pitch dark. I figured I was safe in nothing but a towel.
La dee da dee daaaaaaaaa
WHOOOOA! So I just ASSUMED that this apartment would be empty! I mean, who goes around giving people keys to occupied apartments?! Mistake? Likely. Well, this one was very much lived in... But I really needed a shower. All seemed fairly quiet. Not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. I considered my options. I had visions of me standing naked in a prison cell--only a towel to cover my vulnerability, a bottle of shampoo to survive off of, and a razor to dig my way out. I decided to risk being caught and went for the shower.
They had a freakin' NICE shower! I'd hand out keys to that baby any day! I may have overstayed my welcome. But I'm the only one to wake up at 6:00 a.m. in the summer, so I figured my house fellows would still be asleep.
A speedy escape. Pure stealth. I have to do this until the weekend, so let's hope I stay in smooth criminal game mode.