I love just going to school during Spring Term. The grass is greener. The campus is cleaner. The people are happier. The professors are waaay chiller. Everyone is just in a blissful, lovey mood. Including the ducks. Like, really lovey. They're animals! Well, yes, they are animals. But in more than one sense of the word. There is a duck pond on the south end of campus, near my apartment. The little guys often escape to the greater campus region and bring their young. But this year I SWEAR they have multiplied, like, 1000 times over! Their numbers rival those of Women's Conference! This evening, I exited the JFSB where I had a Classics class. We had just been discussing Lycurgus' Spartan army and how the Spartan women cranked out babies like a gum ball machine to supply the army with lots of warriors. In no time, they became the greatest, most fearsome military in Greece. I feel this is the approach the ducks are taking. Just a hunch. So, don't say I didn't warn you.