-Roger Federer has beautiful hair.
-The position of middle ball girl/boy on the back wall of the tennis court should be an Olympic sport of its own.
-The underwater cams used in Men's Water Polo are disturbing and completely unnecessary.
-To my dismay and severe disappointment, the one broadcasting company in Romania that covers the Olympics for some reason hates beach volleyball and loves fencing. Kind of depressing.
-Swimmers are always forced to present themselves on the podium and be praised and applauded directly after exiting the pool, looking often like wet rats.
-Nevertheless, this wet-rat syndrome doesn't seem to affect the men of Team USA, who are clearly carrying genes of demi-gods.
-No matter they just accomplished one of the greatest feats of athleticism, the fame of Olympic athletes is solidified the moment they are tweeted about by Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga.
-Women weightlifters are not actually women.
-Rowing events would be a million times more exciting if they were being chased by man-eating sharks.
-China definitely traffics child slaves to win medals. Their ages are more and more dubious each Olympics.
| "I root for anyone who is playing against a North Korean. |
Mean, I know, but I just hate that horrible regime and
don't want any glory for that country and it's current despot.
I'm not crazy about China either as I just don't trust them." -My Mom