I told my brother, who's serving a mission in Atlanta, to focus his efforts on finding and teaching young, spry, black males who would join the Church, come to BYU, and consequently beef up our basketball team and add speed to the football team. He's workin' on it.
On the flip side, it appears our hip hop dance team wants for nothing. The Cougarettes are as white as ever and best in the nation. Ironic.
Watch them here.